Twilight Plays Dark Souls: Episode 1

  Oh Sweet, Just got back from the shop and I can't believe I got a Great deal on this game.
  Huh, What game You get?
  Dark Souls!  A Really Cool Looking game thats looks like Those Fun MMO games.

  I love RPG games like this!
  Have You... Ever Played this game before?
No... But I seen videos on the game.  Looks easy From what I saw
  (( Easy?!?!? ))
  What, is Something wrong with this game?
  Umm....
  nope... Nothing is Wrong or Hard with the game.
  Awesome, I just turned the game On.

*5 Minutes later *

  Wait, Am I a undead?
  (( It has Started ))
  yeah, Your a Dead person who Is on a quest now.
  What Quest?  All that Happen was a Guy dropping a Body in my cell.
  Ya!  Now leave the cell and move on.
  Fine...  Why are these Guys not attacking?
  cause they are Scared of you!
  Damn Straight
* At the First Bonfire *
Wow, This game is SOOOoooooo Easy!  Not even a Enemy attacked m-
* Boss Falls out of the sky *


  This game...  makes you fight a Boss...
WITH NO WEAPONS?!?!?!
  No Weapon?  You got a Sword.

  The Broken Sword that does the same damage as my fist?
  yes
  *Been Dodging* I can't Kill It wit-
*get hits By hits hammer, Dies in one hit*

  ONE HIT!?!
  HAHAHAHA
   You were just rolling!
  cause I don't have a Weapon.
  A Fist is a weapon
  Who Fights a Giant Demon with Their Fist.
*Dies again to the Demon*
  WHAT THE *Beep*
  You just been Butt Slammed!

  I know How to beat it...

  Tell me
  Ok... Find a Door.
  Ok, And then?
  Thats it, Find a Door!
  What?
  *Watches The TV*
  Fine, Don't Help me... I don't Care.
Wait, What that thing Behind the Pots?

  thats the *Beeping* Door, yes?
  Yes
  WHY, Why did the game not Tell me about this boss and the Exit?
  cause...  Its Dark Souls...
  What Are You, Casual?
   Ugh, I'll Kill You Later... Just need to move on.
  What this on the ground?
*Get the Shield*
  Shield?
  Oh, Whats That over there?
  ... So this is how we roll...  Fire arrows at me when getting the shield.
  this game is like a Giant *beep* who likes to laugh at your grave.
  Yup,  Welcome to Dark Souls.
*10 minutes later*
  WHAT, he was easy with the weapon!
  Great job, Now to your next area!
  ((Twilight has not learn the first problem, And then... The rage will start.))